monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

Hand monkey

A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.

Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.

by D.Train August 22, 2010

Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.

"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."

by Cynamon September 7, 2005

monkey flowers

slang term for marijuana.Usually smoked in a blunt or pipe.

I just saw that guy smoking monkey flowers.

by Kyle Karzmarczyk May 23, 2006

monkeydextirous

To be as ambidextirous as a monkey.
used for absolutley anything requiring multi tasking, but mostly used whilst watching pornography.

A: shes really doing well with all those penises.
B: Aye, she must be monkeydextirous

by Aron Robinson August 17, 2007

Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008

monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight

'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'

by suga-bob July 4, 2008