paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.

example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.

by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021

Monke

Monke is my papa

LAKELHi daddy

MONKE:hi son smirks
LAKE:Smirks back

by burp burp June 25, 2022

Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.

You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021

Monke

Monke is the short way of saying the word Monkey it is also used in a famous game called Gorilla Tag

Go tag that Monke

by Turbo is the goat April 27, 2022