Mongolian Barbecue

The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.

Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.

Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.

by cuseJenkem July 11, 2009

Swole mongoose

An erection caused by doing something you love to do.

I was working out the other day and discoverd I had a swole mongoose in my shorts.

by Jock-o-matic January 8, 2010

triple mongolian cluster fuck

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

Tana Mongoose

The best looking girl in the world. Will snatch your weave. She has the curves, she has the stretch marks, she has the overbite. What else do you need?

Tana Mongoose Fan: OMG tana is so iconic
Tana: ik

by Furryslayer December 18, 2018

mongo

The gay way to push off in skating.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Look at that fag pushing mongo! What a pussy!!!

by BJ Samuels April 3, 2005

mongos

EXTREMEMLY LARGE breasts (pamela lee anderson size) boobs, tits, titties, breasts, ears, whatever u wanna call them....

yoyo son one time afta i was on the bong i saw dis tight biatch wit deez major mongos with gigantic nipplez!

by jaquiescha December 10, 2003