Milf

A milf is a hot mum 👍

"Oh my god, Satoru Fujinumas mum is such a milf, can we have a sleepover? 🤤"

by aruhoe April 28, 2021

MILF

Landon’s mom

verb: milf

by jacolbots July 18, 2022

milf

man i love frieren

"i just wanna say...milf"

by peanutmastersupreme June 4, 2024

Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

milf

milf stands for “mother id like to fuck”
really just a hot middle aged lady
(even if ur not sexually attracted to milfs u can still recognize their milfness)

“wow look at that milf go! she looks great for her age”

by cat girl milf luvr December 25, 2020

milf

your mom

"haha
milf pretty"

by bussei March 27, 2021

Milf Rock

A sexy mum that is either curvey or fat to the point were she looks like a sack of potatoes.

Guy 1:Yo my dude I just fucked a Milf Rock.
Guy 2:Why?

by The Dank Man July 1, 2018