by G1LOGIC February 15, 2020
Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.
by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023
A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
by Joshlover March 21, 2017
A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
by Geiskahnawj December 07, 2019
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017
by Tommyvercetti March 21, 2023