The other night Tommy and Jeff were so drunk they stood across from each other and gave each other gentleman's handshakes.
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I was having sex with a stripper who had a loose buthole, so I reached around and fisted her equally lose vagina and squeezed my penis through the lining to give myself a mondo handshake!
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Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.
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A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
A dishonest bet in which one party to the bet tries to change the agreement after the bet has been made.
"Jethro, you seen Billy Ray?"
" Yup Pa, I just saw him in your truck outside. He's giving Leroy an Alabama Handshake."
"That motherfucker Cletus says he won't pay up the bet I won. Trying to weasel out by saying it was just an Alabama Handshake."
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Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.
Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.
He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.
It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake
It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake
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