Alfalfa male

A term that pokes fun at "alpha male" and in doing so reveals that such terms like alpha, beta, or omega, etc, do not help you much in the long run in understanding yourself holistically.

Man: Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me because I was behaving like a beta male. I was going to therapy, playing video games some times and doing what I like to pay attention to the kid in me, that kid who has been wounded in the past. I should hide or destroy that part of me. Should I start behaving like an alpha? You know, alpha, like those PUAs say.

Friend: Alpha male? Oh, you mean Alfalfa male. lol

by YourInnerChild July 18, 2022

Shizo-Male

A slight variant to the sigma male. He associates with Patrick Bateman and Travis Bickle.
He hears various voices in his head and often hides in walls.

Woman:Who are u talking to darling?
Shizo-Male:Im talking with the voices.

by anonymous June 12, 2022

yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.

"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"

by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023

bigshot male

The most successful male in telemarketing and, very hot.

Mayson is a bigshot male.

by Spampton November 8, 2021

Donut Male

A type of male that is superior to Yogurt and Alpha males. The highest in the male hierarchy. The donut male doesn't feel does not feel insecure about the way he appears publicly and the things he enjoys doing, even though it might not be the most in-trend thing to do, like eating donuts.

Person 1: Look at that overweight man eating his donuts sloppily in public.
Person 2: That's a Donut Male right there. Fully secure with himself and his decisions.
Person 3: Such an inspiring figure for Gen Zs around the world.

by The Gentleman Dictionary June 20, 2022

Bingle Male

A man who is so many that he exists outside of the realm of possibility by choice. He cannot be found on Thursday and can dye his hair blue by choice. This type of male is very awesome and will make women spontaneously combust on sight.

Wow, I wish I was a Bingle Male! I would be so swag.

by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022

drip male

males who got drip. they drippin. iced out. gaming even.

drip male: "drip swag like a broken faucet."

some guy without drip: "what."

by professional yo mama male July 13, 2021