Malcolm

Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.

Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.

by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024

Maloney Maneuver

Believing so deeply in propaganda and lies to forward an agenda that one lashes out at anyone and everyone who proves one wrong and deceptive.

Did you see that politician melt down and insult everyone he could name? He pulled a real Maloney Maneuver.

by Elmer Champs March 22, 2024

maloney maneuver

Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.

Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver

by Elmer Champs March 26, 2024

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

malcan

the ship between mal and duncan from the hit 2007 show total drama it’s totes canon trust me

“why is she crying?”
“she’s reading a malcan fan fiction and the writer cancelled it”
“oh yeah forgot she was delusional”

by 🎭🏝️ Malfunction 🌳🧸 July 5, 2024

Malcom Gladwell

The book-writing hero that sweeps in to arrest Anthony Hardwick. To spawn him just say "Oh, Jamaicanadian!"

Anthony: *touches a 6 year old girl's breasts*
6 year old: "Oh Jamaicanadian!"
Malcom Gladwell: Here I come! Youre under arrest anthony pedowick!
6 year old: Thank you soo much!

by Boo Radley Game November 24, 2024

malcolm

a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship

for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me

i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman

by ailbhe January 11, 2025