cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Honey Log

A shit so tasty, you want to roll it up and smoke it - preferably lighting it straight out of the anus

Tom: Hey, wanna Honey Log?

Dick: Yeah Ok

(Tom Proceeds to take shit - is tasty)

Tom: Light it up Dick, its all yours.

by Party of Lemon Parties January 27, 2010

drop log

Have a bowel movement

You are guaranteed to drop log In less than a jiffy after eating my mother's homemade sausage.

by Robert Anthony May 31, 2016

Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

by Loggin December 7, 2010

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

Log Jam

When a man sits on a toilet to shit with high water and it "jams" under his balls in the water.

I sat on the hotel toilet to sit and the water was so high I had a log jam.

by Chevygal November 25, 2015

jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005