schnoo's law 

"Schnoo's Law": The ones who are preaching the loudest on Sunday morning were out sinning the most on Saturday night.

A famous Louisiana Senator followed the mandates of Schnoo's Law when, after proclaiming the virtues of family values, was caught dating a prostitute.

schnoo's law by manny morgan August 5, 2007

Darby's Law 

The social law that if you hear a reference to an arcane or forgotten word, idea, or person, you will encounter that word, idea, or person again in the near future.

"Yesterday, I learned the word 'soporific,' and then it was used on the Daily Show tonight! It's Darby's Law!"

"Oh my god. There was a major Darby's Law today. I hadn't heard about Bill Nye the Science Guy in years until we talked about him in English class. Then he was in my science textbook the next period."

Darby's Law by SamDub January 9, 2006

Homie Law 

-Kiss your homies goodnight
-If you decide to have intercourse with a homie make sure to say thank you afterwards or its homiesexual
-No kissing past 12
-Make sure everyones aware of the homielaws so they know whats good

Steve broke homie law he kissed me for to long last night he didn't even say thank you, I think he's a homiesexual

Homie Law by HomieLawAbidingCitizen June 11, 2019

Drunkenmiller's Law 

Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.

"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."

"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law

Drunkenmiller's Law by Strictnein December 12, 2008

smother-in-law 

A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.

My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.

smother-in-law by oversharin June 5, 2009

Chow-Li law 

No matter how good you are at something, there will always be someone younger and more Asian than you who is better.

Person 1: Bruh, I am like *the* master at crowdsurfing

Person 2: Nah, remember the Chow-Li law

Chow-Li law by oct3/4 June 24, 2016

Tomar's Law 

When in public or watching a form of media if a buff, bald man with a semi bushy beard is seen at any point, the viewer will instinctively say "Look Tomar it's you"

"Look Tomar it's you!"

'Who the fuck is Tomar'

"Sorry, Tomar's Law"

Tomar's Law by Solothurns August 27, 2021