Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 03, 2009

Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover May 15, 2011

Jordan Martin

Crackhead who will rob 120 from your work place

Jordan Martin i dont trust him look at his van

by Dollar October 22, 2019

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Chair Jordan

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See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Jordan's Butterfly

A girl that is madly in love with a boy that doesn't really care anymore, even though she's trying to hard to show him that she's changing. The Jordan doesn't understand how delicate the butterfly is as her closest relationships due to years of her acts of stupidity. She is trying to win him back, but failing miserable. She just wants him to understand how much she loves, supports, and wants to be with him, no matter who tries to stop them.

She hopes she can win him back, but as the course of events fall in place. She is soon to die.

Jessica wants to be Jordan's Butterfly, but can never be and is dying.

by punkrebel91 February 01, 2008

Jordan Steviano

Jordan's are boys with balls but no penis and they grow hair on those balls which is weird in the bed.

Jordan: Hey boys ( because hes gay)
boys: eww its a penisless boy runnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
Jordan: no come back.
Jordan Steviano is a gay gay man.

by Random Mat March 04, 2022