National Jerk Off Day

December 23rd, national jerk off day. Go wank a quick one and get that dopamine rush!

Release it the day before Christmas Eve!

Phil: I don’t know what to do, I’m so bored
Ricco: Bro?! Don’t you know today is national jerk off day?
Phil: OMG! I must go to jerk off now. Thanks for telling me
Ricco: No problem man!

by SavvySpanishMan October 2, 2021

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022

writing circle jerk

A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.

I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.

by mordredlefay June 29, 2011

Candy Crush Foot Jerk

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.

"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."

by 13th December 10, 2013

In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.

I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in

by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023

PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk

PCJ meaning Political Circle Jerk is a term for use of describing an act of like minded individuals who are too sensitive to polar opinions, so they only engage in social interaction through a political circle jerk to get recognition by making stuff up with people who like mindedly and blindly believe in nonproven facts.

Oh Todd, is such a drag he only debates people who think like him.
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion

by Fifl February 17, 2021