A complete failure.What happens when the condom breaks. That one guy at the party who wasnt invited and nobody likes. Not even justin beibers mom, who likes everyone.
by Brittain2004 August 10, 2017
sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder
cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
them jake mungers down yonder
cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!
by lalalalaboy July 13, 2008
Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.
by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014
a Jake Device is a device such as a bong, pipe, stiiizy, cart, or any type of drug contraband or paraphernalia. Jake Devices are used for Jakeing.
Foreest: "yoyo Gayram I allow Jakes, but no jake devices"
Gayram: "sorry Foreest needa Jake sesh w my jake device #nudy4L"
Gayram: "sorry Foreest needa Jake sesh w my jake device #nudy4L"
by i<3mexicans April 21, 2021
A guy with a large butthole
by Xenragedcinema August 30, 2015
When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.
Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens
by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009
by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014