Dick handed

When you walk in on a guy wacking off.

I didn’t know Larry was in his bedroom and when I walked in I caught him dick handed!

by Deathesquire August 24, 2023

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.

Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.

by Jarosz November 12, 2015

hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.

Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky

by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 29, 2021

Hand Controller

A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.

"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"

by Nigaliga March 03, 2014