Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Barbie Hand

A stiff hand that a girl does when taking a photo that resembles the hand of a Barbie doll.

Yo, come look at this Instagram photo, this chick has a fucking Barbie hand.

by Jarosz January 17, 2016

sweet hand

A Trini (Trinidad & Tobago, W.I.) colloquialism meaning that someone is a great cook; someone who is talented in the kitchen; someone who makes really tasty food. Like someone who's talented at growing plants is said to have a 'green thumb,' a Trini who cooks really well is said to have a 'sweet hand.'

"Justin Silva? Dat man have a sweet hand! He made a 3-course seafood dinner for his girl's birthday!"

by c5ive December 16, 2011

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

hand-shuttle

The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.

"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"

by Goldleader February 21, 2008