Dutch Discount

When you ask for a verbal quote and then shortly thereafter ask for the quote in writing and, upon receiving, the quote ends up being much higher than the quote you were told initially. Often times a friend (usually a well meaning dutchman) knows the quoter and speaks to him on your behalf prior to the written quote thinking he can get you a discount, instead you get screwed.

Hey Steve, thanks for having your buddy Sweder call John. He gave me a 200 dollar dutch discount. Sorry dude.

by Etrain1 January 25, 2013

Dutch Genitraceon

The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.

Dave: "Is that your dutch genitraceon on my car? That stinks man"

Harold: "I ate curry yesterday!"

by nokia stretch May 21, 2009

dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.

Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going

by chiguy61 December 09, 2010

Dutch Lemon

The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.

"I was having sex last night, but I pulled a dutch lemon at the end, it was pretty akward."

by Blawxwich October 23, 2013

dutch gold

Cheap beer also known as Dutchie chosen drink of the word knacker.

Hey Coffo, pass us a couple of fucken dutchies. Lets get bleedin' hammered tonigh'.

by Chrichy August 30, 2003

Dutch Treatment

Pissing on someone's shoulders

That bitch was so great with her tounge, afterwards I gave her a Dutch Treatment

by J Senni March 28, 2006

Dutch Oven

When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.

Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.

by aaaaaahyiggie May 24, 2009