he did not turn the table the table turned him!
the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys
THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys
THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
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by Steve Anderson October 6, 2004
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I was writing my term paper and fuckin' Bobby verse implanted the fuckin' Brady Bunch song in my head.
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Guy 1: Yo dog, Ricky Rozay stepped onto the scene goin' harder than before!
Guy 2: Yeah, especially when he started doin' collabo's with Trina the Diamond Princess. They bring it hard with the swagg, pushin' Porsches while they poppin tags. They be eatin!
Guy 1: Fo sho, brah, they some real show improvers goin' ham on 'em!
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Guy 1: Fo sho, brah, they some real show improvers goin' ham on 'em!
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The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
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