Ian and Lauren

The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.

Is that Ian and Lauren? Theyre so happy and perfect for each other!

by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021

ian

Short for "I ain't"

Similar to "Ion"

nah ian even using this anymore tbh

by Arxify April 15, 2023

trix Ian

Trix Ian is the most funny person you would ever know. Caring, loving and will do anything to protect you. He is everything you've been looking for. He is kind, sweet, ambitious and he is the most attractive person everytime he gets outside. He loves to joke and tell funny stuff. Despite that funny personality he is brave inside. He passed all secret battle in his life.

If you have a friend name Trix Ian, then you must be proud of him.

Trix Ian is something you must be greatful with

by Skyhoo June 9, 2021

pinching off an Ian

When your driving to Atlanta and hit a guard rail after a deer ran passed you on the highway and upon impacting the guard rail, the deployment of the airbag causes you to shit your pants.

I was driving to a tinderella in ATL and I totally ended up pinching off an Ian

by Killpulse October 2, 2018

ian mccall

An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.

Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.

Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.

Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!

When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.

by Ike77 January 30, 2018

Ian Gill

The act of having a insanely large forehead big enough to have trump sign it as the Wall of Mexico

Ian Gill was signed as the wall of Mexico on Tuesday.

by Professor pneumonoultramicro October 15, 2017

ian hooper

the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.

boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok

by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020