ian

Means “I ain’t”

Nah bro ian like that

by dd osama November 30, 2022

Ian

throat goat, loves a lot of penis

Fellow lad: My friends name is Ian
You: Gross!

by ThroatGoat445 December 14, 2021

Pulling an Ian

Ignoring all of one's friends and then going to bed angrily.

Stop pulling an Ian and have a bit of fun for once.

by Mike Ashmore July 11, 2010

Ian

Spawns in at age 40

John: Hey, Ian!

Ian: Hello, John.

John: Have you ever been under 40?

Ian: No.

by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole January 8, 2022

Ian

A fucking uptight dickwad, who is a dramatic dumbass and thinks he's a big shot and better than everyone else around him

Ian: *breathes*
Person: OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Screwyyedits February 25, 2020

Ian

A retard man who always to try a guy

I hope im not like ian

by acestes December 22, 2022

Ian

Ian is an awkward social butterfly who likes talking to people and overshares instantly. They may seem inconsiderate and dumb on the outside, but they actually deeply care about their relationships. When Ians are attached to someone, they find it hard to let go, so the next time you meet an Ian, treat them with love and honesty and a bit humor.

Ian spilled all his secrets to me!
No way!

by ian_drose April 14, 2022