Hippie-crite

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".

MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.

by Velma Hart August 17, 2011

Diesel Hippie

Someone who is environmentally conscious, especially in regard to global warming. However, drives a truck or car that belches black smoke. Usally owns sleds, quads, dirt bikes etc.

Zack keeps talking about saving the polar bears but drives that lifted dodge 1 ton that smokes more then a chines factory. Definitely a diesel hippie.

by Trash Panda101 October 21, 2018

Hippie hug

To hug a person with the the arms extended and the elbows close to the body because you dont want the other person to smell your bad under arm odor.

I'm so gross and smelly; I've been giving hippie hugs all day.

by Read Them All August 5, 2018

Boujie hippie

Super cool hippie vibe but can be really boojie at other time. She recharged her crystals as she shops for Lululemon on a daily basis! Usually has a well balance of both, her hippiness can sometimes hide her boujie ways.

“Have you seen the new yogi, the boujie hippie teaching class at lululemon?”

by Asianfitster September 10, 2018

Hippie Lean

Tea brewed from Kratom leaves (Mitragyna speciosa). The main alkaloid in kratom, mitragynine, is known to have similar effects to codeine, the main active ingredient in Lean, or other mild opiates. Another defining characteristic of hippie lean is its particularly foul taste.

"Yo, you want a sip of that Hippie Lean?
"Nah, that shit's nasty."

by woke_zero September 13, 2018

Hippy Savant

A revolutionary spirit who rejects the mores of established society. With distinguished characteristics in a niche forte.

She show signs of being an hippy savant by showing her creativity and rebel attitude.

by Lawdapo3t January 23, 2022

dirt hippie

Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"

<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.

by namaste away December 28, 2020