half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006

Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek

Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.

by Rudeowen December 4, 2010

half wigger

A white person that only dresses black but does not talk in jive or ack like hes a ganster. Less or not at all as gay as a full wigger.

EX. Bill Boller
Kid: "Wow here comes that wigger what a fag."
Half Wigger: "Hi guys!"
Kid: "Ok your only a half wigger thats not bad."
Half Wigger: "Whats a half wigger?"
Kid: "Go look it up on ubandictionary.com!"

by A half wigger July 6, 2006

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

half-butt

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

by SuzeFL May 16, 2008

Half-A-Virgin

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

by Dark Allie March 28, 2010

Halfing Moment

A halfing moment refers to an incredibly failed attempt trying to be funny, humorous, comical or amusing in any type of way. It's usually executed by a person desperate for acceptance and approval of their unexisting personality, of which they hopelessly can't get change.

That was not funny at all, such a halfing moment.

by khada October 22, 2020