half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006

half nip

when one nipple is harder than the other

When George sucked on one of Sally's nipples she began to half nip...he soon made it even.

by Mariah_335 June 18, 2007

half wigger

A white person that only dresses black but does not talk in jive or ack like hes a ganster. Less or not at all as gay as a full wigger.

EX. Bill Boller
Kid: "Wow here comes that wigger what a fag."
Half Wigger: "Hi guys!"
Kid: "Ok your only a half wigger thats not bad."
Half Wigger: "Whats a half wigger?"
Kid: "Go look it up on ubandictionary.com!"

by A half wigger July 6, 2006

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

half-butt

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

by SuzeFL May 16, 2008

Half-A-Virgin

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

by Dark Allie March 28, 2010

Half Jemima

this is the less extreme version of the Aunt Jemima gesture commonly made by some negro women and gay men meaning "don't go there girlfriend uhuh".
The gesture is made by placing one hand on the hip and using the other hand to waggle a forefinger in someones face, whilst concurrently swivelling your neck in the ancient egyptian style.

Damn woman don't you gop giving me no HALF JEMIMA, you aint my mama.

by dave namegah April 8, 2011