sneaky goose

when you like to be sneaky

devon was a sneaky goose and went to the liquor store when we weren’t looking

by swagdaddy750450 September 10, 2022

aboosing the goose

A Canadian euphemism for mastrubation.
The only right way of saying it is with a Canadian accent.

Examples:
"Logan's gone again. Must be aboosin' the goose somewhere, eh?"

"I was drunkely aboosing my goose in my igloo, when I heard a scratching sound. I wondered what it was all aboot, but it was my trusty moose , so instead of aboosing the goose I went aboosing the moose with a lot of booze."

by Potato_Harvest January 6, 2018

Standing Goose

The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.

After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)

by DJ D-Willis July 22, 2010

Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

by Classic Amy July 13, 2019

gobble goose

When an animal or person has big fat pouch under the chin, like a very noticeable fatty pouch, whether it be human or animal.

Good Lord! Did you see the size of the gobble goose on that potbelly pig?

That woman's gobble goose was so big that when she talked it jiggled to the point of distraction

by TDCJ 77 March 10, 2015

goose boobs

charlotte watson

charlotte watson has goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder October 16, 2008