gomer

Your dick. No, seriously. Gomer pyle. Heh heh.....

"My gomers is 7 feet long and i can f**k people long distance"

by j.lew August 30, 2003

goner

often used when no other word can be thought of. one would use it a an insult towards a guy. cuz its bad a gonad boner

what a goner

by up yours May 28, 2003

gomer

Another word for haemmorrhoids. Referring to a huge "pyle" of grapes hanging from you arse.

Partner: "why are you walking so awkwardly there love?"

You: " I have a huge Gomer hanging from my arse"

by kOrVe72 December 10, 2010

Gomer

Similar to a Chach in that a Gomer embodies an extreme level of douchebaggery. Used in the context of mockery. Generally less understood term, so good for face to face confrontation.

Guy from "My New Haircut" skit on Youtube
Anyone with a popped collar at any time
Anyone with an upside-down visor

That guy with the popped collar and the upside down visor with that haircut from Youtube is such a gomer.

by JJ UNL 517 December 30, 2007

Gomer

relating to an person who has a hot sister.

Yo, he's such a gomer!

by fire36fighter March 31, 2008

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

governerd

A state executive lacking charisma, character, and any shot at national office.

Scott Walker is Wisconsin's governerd; Tim Pawlenty used to be Minnesota's.

by Tony.97209 April 7, 2011