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Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch September 1, 2011
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instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches
Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.
by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020
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pseudo ghosting

Longer than usual ceasing of contact, within dating, between texts, calls or dates. This may mean hours or days between contact where the individual decides to finally reach out. This leaves the recipient of such messages lingering and wondering where the relationship stands.
What's going on with that girl Jessica you were seeing?
Oh she's pseudo-ghosting. We're still talking but she's keeping me guessing.

Pseudo Ghosting: longer than usual contact between text, calls, or dates.
by Melach22 February 7, 2018
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Fish Ghosting

A) The act of pretending to be somebody else online and developing a relationship and then disappearing without a trace. (Catfish + ghosting = fish ghosting)

B) When a former nba player cheats on his wife while "traveling" and then disappears
" We met on match.com and I thought he was legit. Turns out, he was fish ghosting me!"

catfish ghosting asshole rude jackass coward dating cheating
by TANKM April 26, 2016
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Stink ghost

When someone has such intense body odor, that you can smell where they have been (minutes) after they have left.
Man, I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes, he leaves a stink ghost.
by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019
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Adi the ghost

I was having a zoom sleepover with my friend. She got a message on Snapchat and it was some random chain mail. It was about a ghost boy who killed people. we laughed it off and went on with our sleepover. A few days later she died, I told the police about the snap. they laughed at me. I regret laughing it off. DO NOT READ ANYTHING YOU GET ON SNAPCHAT!
1# person DID U HEAR ABOUT ADI THE GHOST?
2# person YEA HES FREAKING SCARY
by SourPatchKid69 April 23, 2020
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Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.
Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.
by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017
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