Ghost Printer

When you printer turns on (or off) by itself.

Guy: Holy shit did you see that my printer just turned on by itself it scared me!

Friend: "ghost printer".....

by whoageez November 30, 2009

instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

ghost spliff

When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.

Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"

by Ghosty man May 9, 2016

play the ghost

(v.) - to sit back and chill, specifically in a hostile or turbulent situation.

"Yo this is a wild ass party!"
"True. I'm gonna sip this Jameson and just play the ghost..."

"Patience my child. Sit back. Play the ghost cause cheaters never prosper they do 22 to the most."

by _p_t_g_ January 29, 2009

ghost cursor

When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.

" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"

by Yertie August 15, 2014

Van Ghost

The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.

"Did Michael leave? He didn't say goodbye."
"I think he got too turnt and van ghosted."

by whiskeyapocalypse November 18, 2014

Hoe ghost

A ghost that sucks everyone’s cock without them knowing.

Jess’s hoe ghost tendencies arose when she sucked Ryan’s dick at the Christmas party when he was wasted.

by Ashhhhllleeeyyyy December 10, 2017