instant ghost

new Tinder hunk who immediately unmatches

Carl was super excited to match with Jacob—a 6'4" former baseball player who seemed nice and single. upon swiping to his matches page Carl saw Jacob pulled an instant ghost and deleted the connection. "Jacob is a dick; don't be like him" Carl thought to himself.

by Uncle Joosie February 16, 2020

Cat Ghost

A web series created by Kris Patrick and Alexis Ruiz, telling the mysterious story about 2 dead witches (Naarah, Elon) and the one who "killed" them (Gideon)

"Hey, do you know about that weird Web Series Cat Ghost?"

by Get out of trouble June 12, 2020

Ghost Simpin

"Simpin over someone that you dont talk to or know you exist."

Cecilia: okay but like why is he so hot??
Nolee: why you out here ghost simpin??? He doesnt even know you.

by Apimp.4.simps July 2, 2020

grady ghost

A Holy Spirit dividing the deserving from the unworthy.often takes form as a weimareiner and gives people many opportunities to prove their worth.eats green beans and souls.

Gabe:Yo holy crap it’s Grady Ghost
Aiden:e

by That Defining Dino July 11, 2020

ghost spank

when a male has masturbated so much in a day that no jizz comes out but he can still feel the pleasure.

Dude I just had the best ghost spank, and their was no clean up.

by master of baters August 7, 2012

Ghost Dawg

An acquaintance or friend who tends to disappear into thin air. Often a member of a group of friends who tends to bail at parties, leave early during an engagement, or otherwise is notorious for fleeing the scene without duly giving notice.

"Man, this party is just starting to warm up, but I can't find Peter. I bet Peter pulled a Ghost Dawg again."

"So the new employee just walked off the job? Just like that, without even alerting anybody? He pulled a Ghost Dawg."

by hammerofthegods December 25, 2011

Ghost Slappies

To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.

Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.

You give him some ghost slappies.

He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"

by gotchabetch September 1, 2011