Funk

when you mean to say fuck but you somehow manage to squeeze an n into it

guy: funk you
guy 2: fuck you

by Wdvdkwcowufpqhspqhdpqhskqvsoqv July 21, 2022

rasmus adolfsson funk

Silver

Rasmus adolfsson funk your so silver bro get good kid!

by Hextex December 12, 2016

funk-bite

1. The pungent aroma that arises from ones sneakers.

2. Foul breath.

Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.

Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.

by J-1 +Automatic April 7, 2008

Funk

Funk a word used by kids under 13 to say fuck.

FUNK YOU

Hey wanna Funk?

by thombas1731 March 3, 2021

Funk-a-licious

Similar to shmoovin’ in a sense. Describes how funky something is.

Guy 1: Woah look at Bryan on the dance floor. He’s groovin right now
Guy 2: I know. He’s positively Funk-a-licious

by Tony fettuccine Linguini September 7, 2020

john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.

“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”

by jim bithell March 10, 2025

road funk

The layer of filth that is on you after a road trip.

I'm gonna go take a shower before we go out to get this road funk off of me.

by Brawny Martin January 13, 2008