A horny person who loves to watch and be a child molester. Often can be found living in trash cans, a bus driver from Karachi. Generally found to molest victims named Gregory.
by PEWDS IS WORKING WITH CHINA March 27, 2022
Get the Matthew Fumug. When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 7, 2024
Get the Dumb Fumug. by josefu0 May 18, 2017
Get the kung fu pornmug. by Vacuum March 21, 2019
Get the fu fu headedmug. by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023
Get the FU-mug. An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.
by Primus DCE July 2, 2024
Get the Dung-fumug. by HMSPunafore November 14, 2017
Get the Dung-Fumug.