by Narflar January 20, 2015
A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 05, 2022
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
by owhims January 06, 2025
When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 07, 2024
When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.
by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017
by spicer2 August 09, 2009
I have studied Funkin-fu for months
by Gfshusbandforever January 30, 2022