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flamer

A homesexual that tries to force their sexual beliefs on a straight person.
That sick man hit on me! What a flamer!
by Piranha November 9, 2004
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Farmers Float

The act by which a man(usually a farmer) pisses into a womans(usually the farmers wife) mouth until it fills up with piss. Then he shits in her mouth causing the shit to float around in the piss.
Jed had a hard day working on the farm, so when he got home he gave his wife Connie a Farmers Float.
by GangstaCrizzab June 20, 2007
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fraterniship

Those friends which a fratboy only accumulated because of joining his respective fraternity. These "friends" may not actually like the fratboy or even share common interest but becuase they are in the same pledge class/frat they must hang out and be "bros". Fraterniships are typically weak, lame, and slightly homosexual "friendships".

Fraternifriends will have you back in a fight or douche off, but will always try to sleep with your girlfriend.

Anyone in a fraterniship is a douchebag

In esscence these are the friends for which his parents are paying for him to have.

Fraterniships also extend to every university in the world, i.e., All fratboys are friends because their parents paid for them to be friends with people at their school/
Example One
Chad F. "This here is my bro, Chad, he's a freakin' balla we're in the same pledge class at Lamda Chi"

GDI "Oh really? You guys are friends? What's his last name?"

Chad F. "....We're on a first name basis..."

GDI "What's his girlfriends name and number?"

Chad F. "Anna Catherine Smith, shes a Chi-O and her number is 1-234-567-7810"

GDI "Sounds like you fags have a sweet fraterniship going on there bud"

Example Two
Chad M. "Dude, your a Phi Delt?"

Chad D. "Yeah bro! We've never met but were still gonna act like we've been friends for years!"
by TayHawk December 5, 2011
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Monkey Farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence or someone that's a a poo throwing, screaming, almost human douche.
Josh is a Freaking Monkey Farmer!

Stop yelling at that peeler you Monkey Farmer!
by josh_farmer December 1, 2010
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flamer

1.a guy who takes it up the butt until his asshole is red and flaming like he got rugburn.

2.applies to guys that flap their wings and say "tweet tweet" everywhere they go

3.a guy that wakes you up when you're passed out drunk with a bj

4.a guy that likes to moan your name while literally "hanging out" and likes for you to cum on his back

5.a fat chick with a beard that cheerleads at flanagan

6.a guy that works at muvico and likes to rollerblade everywhere

7.a guy that drives a gay yellow pickup truck
1. jeremy is such a flamer that his flaming butt radiates heat

2. jonathan is such a flamer that he fingers his butt

3. josh is such a flamer that he likes to get a train ran on him
by tweet tweet January 29, 2010
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Farmer John

Adj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way.
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006
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closet flamer

a super humungously gay person
this statement contradicts itself though, because if a dude is a flamer, then he can't be in the closet. It could still be possible. Anyway, it;s just a fun word to say
by Drew January 2, 2004
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