Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.

Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

man fountain

1. when (usually) men are too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so they will pee into a garbage can, sometimes as a group

2. term for penis

Ole: Ugh, we have to walk a whole two minutes to get to the bathroom?

Knick: It's okay buddy, let's make a man fountain.

*grabs a garbage can*

Angelino: Check out this man fountain.

by bio_nerd March 17, 2010

Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

Water fountain girl

When you eating the pussy so good she squirts all over your face out of no where thats a water fountain girl

Damm girl i didnt know you could squirt like that. Thats a water fountain girl

by Stacky Warbucks May 29, 2016

pudding fountain

When you shit all over someone during sex and it looks like it’s coming from a pudding fountain

I went and ate Mexican food with my girl and when we got home she wanted to have sex but I told her I had the runs and she said “don’t worry about it, give me a pudding fountain.”

by Krk6 July 18, 2018

Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

by Scotch0784 November 25, 2021

Stuff I found "store"

A mostly urban street salesman selling off a table or blanket who sells all sorts of odds and ends that they clearly found in the trash. A typical "store" (located outside of any busy retail location) will be selling 1 old answering machine without the tape, several power cables to god knows what, magazines, a few books, a catalog or two, a glass with four marbles in it and pantyhose.

I picked up a monopoly game minus all the houses from the stuff I found "store" guy outside of the McDonalds on West 3rd street.

by APConn June 8, 2009