A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013
Get the tumblr positionmug. The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
Get the brace positionmug. the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
Get the Pastor Positionmug. The rule of being positive in the Shed. The shed is located in Markiplier’s discord server, and is the motto of the Shed. This rule declares that we all shall be positive and clean all negativity in the shed.
by starverse May 5, 2018
Get the Positive Mental Sheditudemug. by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017
Get the positive areamug. Operating a small scale, sustainable micro green farm is a positive sum game. Everybody wins, the customer, the farmer, the planet
by spamii October 18, 2020
Get the positive sum gamemug. Plentiful Positions♡
by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020
Get the Positionsmug.