Because your either
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
by Why I’m awake at 4am June 23, 2019
Get the Why am I up at 4ammug. by A Incredible Pseudonym January 18, 2019
Get the Ever wonder why we're heremug. So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)
Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
by PopeMHG June 3, 2018
Get the Why did the chicken cross the road?mug. A means of expressing confusion or contempt.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.
Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?
by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008
Get the why are you giving me a handjob?mug. by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022
Get the why are Minecraft villagers so dumbmug. Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)
McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?
Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)
Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)
Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?
Customer: Yeah.
by Mikkebak August 9, 2021
Get the You know why I’m here.mug. "Baby why ain't you in school" is a colloquial phrase used to express concern or reprimand someone, usually a young person, for not attending school or fulfilling their educational obligations.
With a stern and worried tone, Alexa confronts Caden and asks, "baby why aint you in school?" as she tries to understand the reason behind Caden's absence from school.
by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023
Get the baby why aint you in school?mug.