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Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.
Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
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Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.
by Kris.B. May 19, 2015
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Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016
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Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.
Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...
by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017
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Ferocious Fingering February

Damn! Ashley got to day 7 of Ferocious Fingering February!
by nughead69 November 7, 2018
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Sheem Finger

A fat blunt or joint of gas usually rolled in a backwoods
by Craiglife November 17, 2018
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Forbidden Fingering February

During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simply rubbing the clitorous.
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.

Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)

Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.
by Ramdom Guy November 18, 2018
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