Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.
Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)
by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018
It was so hot yesterday that my ice cream started to melt, so naturally I performed the ice cream flop! My balls never felt smoother!
by Kevin Wolfe March 01, 2017
A vasectomy.
"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.
by Mindraker May 02, 2009
by California Mountain Snake October 05, 2004
When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.
"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!
by lolokthatfunny November 16, 2009
1) A pseudonym used by girls. It usually refers to a guy one of them likes.
2) Jackasses who call their female friends/girls who like them bitches or sluts behind their backs.
3) Douchius Maximus
2) Jackasses who call their female friends/girls who like them bitches or sluts behind their backs.
3) Douchius Maximus
by fudanhartknda October 02, 2010
A rhyming pair of verbs meaning for one to get topped off, (a.k.a. getting head) and then for one to flop over to get a back rub. First you top, then you flop!
Gregory's girlfriend Drea is a keeper, she gives him a top n flop every day!
Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
Whatta lucky dude, he gets topped off - head in bed - and then flops over for back massage on the regular. He calls this her top & flop move!
by dr.drea3000 June 16, 2020