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egg cream

A drink made of milk, chocolate syrup and soda. The name egg cream was given in order to fool the gentiles.
I don\'t understand, it has neither egg nor cream.
by your mom April 26, 2005
mugGet the egg creammug.

australian eggs

Large perspiring balls hanging out of small underpants.
Australian eggs can occur when you're playing basketball and jump for a rebound (without athletic supporter), then your balls come out of your underpants.
by The Bash Brothers (2) October 31, 2006
mugGet the australian eggsmug.

egg pussy

The hole in an egg yolk that forms from fucking it with a bread-cock because you're a weirdo.
"Hey look, I'm fucking the egg pussy with my bread-cock because I'm a lunatic."
by shewarmaman January 21, 2008
mugGet the egg pussymug.

Egg-calm

This is a word from the Chinese Twitter named Weibo. This word means calm down or relax. It is a pop expression in Chinese. This is the direct translation from the sound-transformed of that Chinese word.
A: I've got freakin out!
B: Egg-calm! Egg-calm!
by Romam August 20, 2011
mugGet the Egg-calmmug.

boiled egg

A boiled egg is when a man grips his scrotom tightly, to tighten the sac up before inserting it into the receivers ass or pussy.
When Suzie was feeling low, nothing could brighten her day like a boiled egg.
by Dave Gillespie September 4, 2006
mugGet the boiled eggmug.

dick eggs

a venereal disease in which the sufferer if male experiences eggs on their dick, and if female, dicks on her eggs.

Symptoms include:
burning, shrinkage, vomiting, constipation, rectal warts, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation, spontaneous discharge in and around the testicle, sterility, lopsided breast size, acid-like excrement, crabs, urge to marry piles of yuck, glow in the dark body hair
Kelly slept with this guy at a party, a year later...dick eggs.

Dude, that chick has dick eggs look at her, she's glowing!
by Sean "The Fear" Bullis December 8, 2007
mugGet the dick eggsmug.

Egg Up

Stop being a girly girl and suck it up and do something daring, go after something and overcome the task at hand.
Boy: "Let's go down this Black Diamond slope"
Girl: "I Don't want to, i can't do it and i'm scared"
Boy: "C'mon! EGG UP and take on the black diamond"
by Crazy Rider May 20, 2009
mugGet the Egg Upmug.

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