Dolphin Squad

When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins

Karen- " wow they sure hang out a lot !"
Gabby- " a TRUEE. Dolphin squad ! "

by A11is0nadair July 18, 2016

Dolphinating

The act a professional swimmer dies while under the water, after the initial dive.

Kathleen Baker was dolphinating when she dove into the water.

by B055REDNECK August 7, 2016

butter dolphin

A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.

"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"

by butterdolphin00 December 12, 2016

dolphin rape

Something that happens when an adult dolphin loves another adult dolphin/human. See beastiality

"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."

by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016

dolphin chirp

When you push you dick into her ass and she looks over her should shaking her head chirping like a dolphin "nua-uh, nua-uh"

"I slipped out of Amanda and accidentally hit her in the asshole and made her dolphin chirp."

by AlistarRoyal April 8, 2016

Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.

Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!

by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017

dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017