Omni-directional 'Wha???'-ness

Feelings of confusion or disbelief when something is viewed or experienced from any possible angle. Often accompanied by rubbing and clearing of eyes with both hands.

Dude #1: Did you hear disgraced anti-gay gay Christian Ted Haggard made a cameo in a Christian sex comedy with the tagline "abstinence never felt so good"?

Dude #1's friend: That's omni-directional 'wha???'-ness

by TokyoPDX October 30, 2011

Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

self-directed

Acting without taking the opinion of others

Self-directed behavior is observed

by abody January 26, 2016

joint direct attack munnition

an joint direct attack munnition, mostly reffeded as JDAM is an GPS guided dump fire bomb launched from a attack jet or bomber.

the u.s.a.f. is using joint direct attack munnition against IS

by .........2..1........4.....1.. February 22, 2017

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

word-direct

The fact that the words individuals hear or read control the ways they think, feel, and act.

Human beings are directed by the words they hear or read, and also greatly influenced by the ways their parents, the members of their family, friends, neighbors, classmates behave, and by other role models, all of whom—intentionally or not—by example, intentionally or not, get others to do or not do the things they do. So, I am writing the lyrics to a song to word-direct as many people as possible.

by but for April 20, 2018