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San Diego Fireworks

1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.

2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.

(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.

1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.

2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.

2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
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diego doser

LOOK AT DIEGO DOSER, HES SO SEXY
by Ninja sexyness so much sex October 18, 2013
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San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023
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Diego romero

Realest nigga in the jud if u find someone who’s name is this u must suck his dick
Girl 1 damn that’s Diego romero
Girl 2 he’s so hot I should suck his dick

Girl 1 Ong
by Baby nigga11 November 8, 2023
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Diego Mazás

You: I love Diego Mazás
by ExplosiveVR November 13, 2023
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Diego

Diego very unfunny guy tried to be the class clown but just really ain’t funny usually very hairy down there.. and a big old cheater not very loyal best friend is probably named Jayden definitely likes girls named Mia or ava and especially a freak
a very nice funny guy and kinda weird but that Diego got ya!
by Jeanhadle November 19, 2023
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Diego

Your typical guy who doesn't talk a lot and is usually reserved unless he's around his friends, which then he'll show a side not many people know about. He makes a lot of racist jokes, but he never means them. Single till the end, however....
Racist jokes? You a Diego or somethin'?
by josdian2001 November 20, 2023
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