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crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards
Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM
by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016
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Crushed Dragon Fang

A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"
Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!
by (。◕‿‿◕。) December 27, 2016
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Girl one: 'Who's that youtuber?'
Girl two: 'It's Cushtyyy!'
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cushion pushing

The intamate act of using a double headed sex toy in your anuses to make a reverse centipede with your cabooses.
Hope my girl is feeling frisky tonight I’m gonna see if she is up for some cushion pushing.
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Cashelle

Cashelle is a person with tough, strict parents and is very insecure about her body, face, and intellectualism. She always lets people push her around just so she can befriend them; sometimes it works and other times they just use her for school work. Cashelle is very boy crazy even if they NEVER like her; she is often very sad because she does not get a lot of compassion from her parents or "close" friends. Nobody is on her side, so she always has to depend on herself, but sometimes she herself isn't dependable. She has a really hard time with her mother, she feels like she is an outcast in her own home, or is it her home? Cashelle thinks of hurting herself but never has the gut to do it; she often feels like she belongs nowhere. The only person she likes is her best friend whose name starts with a "K". She is all alone.
Who is she and why is she so sad? That's Cashelle and she's sad because she is alone.
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EL CUCHE

A Hog in a desperate attempt to escape from Nooger and Coquette' (see def. for Nooger and Coquette')
El cuche died in an desperate attempt to escape the Alliance. He was captured and killed while stuck in a fence opening at the VCC
by JFP PRODUCTIONS July 20, 2003
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