A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".
She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
by Shad Ded November 23, 2020
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ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021
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Get the completed the girl coaster mug.1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik September 10, 2008
Get the cooter brown mug.1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik September 13, 2008
Get the Cooter Brown mug.When a guy who has been with a girl for a really long time makes up a rumor/lie that hes gay to break up with her and not break her heart/make her have a bitch fit.
"Dude, Rob broke up with Wendy today."
"Oh really? I bet she flipped the fuck out."
"Nah, he told everyone he was gay, he pulled a fuckin' Colter."
"Oh really? I bet she flipped the fuck out."
"Nah, he told everyone he was gay, he pulled a fuckin' Colter."
by chrisdonathan January 28, 2009
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