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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
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Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.
Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?
by Fibgo December 8, 2019
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Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Delete the cookies

I'm gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.

You don't delete the cookies before going out on a date???

Can deleting cookies cause blindness?

During my physical, my doctor asked how much I drank, and how many times a day I deleted the cookies.
by WookieCrisp July 22, 2012
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cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
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sand cookies

The tasty treats found in a cat's litter box.
Man these sand cookies are great!! Thanks a lot Mittens!
by Cosmosssssss December 6, 2011
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Cookie Masterson

Cookie Masterson is the host of You Don't Know Jack, Fakin' It, and Fibbage. Cookie is mainly known for YDKJ. The hosts of JackBox only have a voice, and so does Cookie.
Cookie can be seen in party pack 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
"So, who's your favorite jackbox host?"
"I like Schmitty, because of his responses in Quiplash."
"Cool thinking, but I prefer Cookie Masterson, he has a nice charm, and I love his confusion in Lawn Wax."
"Lawn Wax was a good rememberable episode if I do say so myself."
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