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Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka June 3, 2008
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Condom

A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.
by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010
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condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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Bakersfield Condors

Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.
by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009
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eating a fire and ice condom

When you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. This is way worse then sex.
Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
by tosh18 January 16, 2011
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condomplating

This is what happens when guys with solid erection waste a few precious seconds contemplating which side the condom unrolls and which side to put it on from.
In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.

Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
by Mohit_Sexpert June 22, 2009
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sand condom

a lubricated condom covered in sand used for anal sex
Susie cheated on my so i sand condomed her ass last night, thats gunna be painful in the morning.
by kris o July 20, 2007
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