A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
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The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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by Bakersfield Condors Fan January 29, 2009
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Madeleine: My polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
Brooke: That sucks.
Madeleine: Its like eating a fire and ice condom.
by tosh18 January 16, 2011
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In an intercourse a guy quickly gets up to put on a condom.
Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
Guy: Silent looking at the condom and think where it unrolls.
Girl: WILL YOU STOP CONDOMPLATING and do the needful please!!
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