Gobbers Classic

To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.

Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!

by Golden Nonce February 28, 2024

classic mouth

when you suck a man's penis well

"she gave me a classic mouth, bro"

by harderdolans January 24, 2017

AJ Classic

A game which attracts many furries and furfags who are obsessed with pixels

AJ Classic is a game for furries who spend money buying pixels.

by Apellixx June 1, 2024

Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.

Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Classic

He is a boy and he is sexy and who ever dated him is luck and he treats his girlfriends right and if he calls the bae he really loves them or any other names he don’t care about you

I want classic as a boyfriend he is so loyal

by Classic 5360 June 12, 2019

classic jan

when you promise a certain situation or thing, which you describe as very positive, but then turns out disappointing.

Example 1: Jan to his friends: "Over there is a Uniqlo store, which has the best clothing in the world" Visiting the store it turns out, they sell only boring garbage. Friends: "Classic Jan!"

Example 2: Jan to his friends: "I really fancy this girl, I will definitely bang her!" The girl likes Jan back. The next morning Jan tells his friends: "No, nothing happened. I didn't have a condom with me." Friends: "Classic Jan!"

by classic jan's friends December 7, 2016

Classic Sonic

A small, light blue, round hedgehog that has the ability to run at the speed of sound and is known as the mascot of Sega. He's also a pretty cute boy, never failing to make someone go aww. Classic Sonic is probably the bean of the Sonics, having lots of cute fanart. People don't mind him being muted, as he will still be called adorable. I adore him so much.

Person 1: "Hey who's that hedgehog over there?"
Person 2: "That's the well-known Classic Sonic!"
Person 1: "Aww, he looks cute!"

by Lex_the_Something July 8, 2020