Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

by the david thomas April 1, 2008

Chuck

To text another person who is in the same room in a covert manner in order to keep the conversation both silent and private.

I chucked you rather than speaking out loud so that Holly wouldn't know about the fabulous plans we made without her.

by LibraryBlondie May 13, 2011

Butt chuckle

noun- a fart which produces noise from the butt cheeks slapping against each other

The awkward silence was made even more awkward when Bill released a smelly butt chuckle

by NavitasXVII April 12, 2007

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

Chuck a Norris

To urinate. Derived from the term 'Chuck a Piss'. The term references the popular actor Chuck Norris.

"I just drank 3 litres of Coke and now i gotta chuck a Norris!"

by Flynn Bakalaknabar March 28, 2008

dirt chucker

a dirty mexican, all they are good for is diggin holes and chucking dirt

look at the dirt chuckers sneaking across the border

by douglas epley November 8, 2006

chuck the duce

waving the peace sign at a person

they chuck the duce at peopel and we chuck it right back

by tom smith June 17, 2006