ah jesus christ
by person who writes definoitonss December 13, 2020
Basically just something that a random dude invented to make fun of Jesus Christ. His favourite food was cheese.
Person 1: Hey man, do you like Jesus?
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
Person 2: I don't like him.
Person 1: You don't like every religion's go-
Person 2: I like Cheesus.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Cheesus Christ, Our Lord And Saviour. I Wish I Could Devour Him
Person 1: now that's just going to far man
by bingula June 17, 2023
In the Late 60s and 70s, Christian Gospel and Rock bands began incorporating Psychedelic Influences in their music, creating a Sub-Genre "Christ-Psych" or Christian Psychedelic Rock. The Use is used in various different locations, Psychedelic Rock often Co-opted with Christian Imagery, Lyrics by (Not Always) Christian Bands.
Person 1: Hey, check out this band I found, It's like Christian Psychedelic Rock!
Person 2: Ah, Christ-Psych
Person 2: Ah, Christ-Psych
by The Grand Fool of Foolishnesss December 27, 2021
psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
by barffbag October 13, 2018
He is the savior of the world. He washed the sins away from everybody, but many don't want to receive His gift. Many want to live in their sin, but there is hope. You have to trust in The Lord Jesus, and you will be saved. Jesus died on the cross, was buried, and rose again 3 days later. Many people on this Earth will reject you, but not Jesus. The Lord Jesus will never leave you; He will never abandon you, but many abandon Him. People turn their backs on God because they love to live in sin. Even some people who claim to "Christians" live in sin. There is no such thing as a true Christian going to Hell. So, whoever is reading this, give God a chance. Humbly seek God, and you will find. May God be with you all. Amen.
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
Deuteronomy 4:29
"But from there you will seek the Lord your God, and you will find Him if you search for Him with all your heart and all your soul."
Christ the son is KING!
by GioTheChristian July 30, 2022
by Chijioke Victor March 03, 2023