changement

The true revolutionary desire for change. Changement is immediate change and its only purpose is to fasten the evolution.
It's derived from the French word changement, which means switch or change.

What we need is changement. This blue ball needs to be saved before it's too late.

by violentcommieslave April 19, 2005

Chigger

Derogatory term for a Chinese person, usually a first-generation Chinese-American.

Origins: Absurd marriage of "chink" and "nigger," either term being too harsh, but not implying that the object has any symptomology of black niggerdom.

Ben: Did you see Deixia's dad?
Jed: What a family of chiggers.

by Dr. Octagon January 11, 2008

Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

Keep the change

When you impregnate a girl, do not stay around to be a father figure and do not pay for child support.

Dude, I think my condom broke when I was having sex with Molly Last night.
Do you think she's pregnant?
I don't know, but if she is I'm going to let her keep the change.

by dunlopallstar June 4, 2011

Venue Change

Leaving the office and going to a bar with wifi during the work day to drink and work at the same time. Multiple "venue changes" can be made during the same work by switching bars.

Matt worked all day but made multiple venue changes and was fairly unproductive by 5pm.

by beerNlinux December 31, 2011

oil change

an oil change is a euphemism for a blowjob, which in turn in a euphemism for oral sex, which in turn does not count as cheating (C:

Friendly Girl: Hey there soldier, you look like you could use an oil change
Sgt. Blue Balls: How did you know?
Prvt. Les: Careful she don't just bite it off.

by lowercased April 15, 2006

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017