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Ink Rape

When your tattoo artist does something to you without your permission.
Jase the Needle: So Chaz, tell me how you like your tattoo...

Chaz the victim: Fuck! What the hell is that? What have you done?!!

Jase the Needle: That's ink rape, my friend, pure and simple.
by The Gonzo Lecture April 18, 2010
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olfactory rape

Being subjected in public to any offensive odor, i.e., bo, cigarettes, cigar smoke, barn boots, farts, unwashed, unbathed bodies, etc.
At this weekend's fiber festival, I was the victim of olfactory rape by a clearly unbathed individual who was also covered with third hand smoke.
by Lemondrop Mangosteen September 28, 2009
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Snatchitory Rape

Yes, guys usually take advantage of girls, but this is the opposite. Also, relatable to situations when that certain friend doesn't want to admit to the previous night's blunder.
Friend 1: hey suit, you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: not exactly sure.
Friend 1: ah, we got ourselves a snatchitory rape case.
by InoWHATuDIDlastNIGHT March 2, 2010
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dump rape

1-To violate a bathroom by taking a messy, smelly, or downright offensive dump without the prior knowledge or consent of the owner, then leaving.

2-To enter a business or municipal building with the sole intention of dropping a dirty deuce.

*dump rapes are characterized by their lingering effects which may include splatter, near misses, lack of tp, clogged pipes, peeling wallpaper, broken friendships, asphyxiation of small pets and children, blindness, and/or most notably, the smell.
1- "So then he says 'it's getting late I'd better go home' and leaves. After he was gone I noticed the toxic fumes and realized I'd been dump raped again!"

2- "I drank too much coffee this morning and had to dump rape the library on the way to work."
by ookie badookie March 11, 2012
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Controlled Rape

Controlled rape is where two parties consentually agree to create and plan a rape between the parties. This rape is in a controlled environment and both parties know the outcome will be safe and controlled.
"Jane" had a fantasy of being raped, but wanted it done safely where she knew she would not be harmed in a controlled rape environment. So Jane and "John" pre-arranged for John to sneak in her house while she slept and pretend to rape her. Reinacting a real rape scene.
by SweetDane July 28, 2009
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butt rape

Butt sex with someone who actually doesn't want butt sex. Go figure.
At first Bob was being butt raped by the entire prison, but soon turned into butt love.
by Matt September 3, 2003
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Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.
I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.
by pchr100 December 4, 2010
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