Nerd Burn

An insult towards a non-nerd that makes a reference only nerds would understand.

Confused Non-nerd: Should I include my T1 line in my packing bag?

Nerd: Do you mean your Ethernet cord? You couldn't fit a T1 line in a bag!

Nerds within earshot: *laughter* Ohhhh! Nerd Burn!

by Ad F December 19, 2008

bean burn

Chaffing of one's clitoris due to excessive digital stimulation.

Tiffany called in sick to work today after flicking her bean all night looking at pictures of Brody Jenner. She has bean burn.

by C-dot refer January 5, 2009

asian burn

a red glowing burning of the face caused by intoxication (not necessarily on an asian person)

After 23 shots Jeffrey showed a fierce asian burn.

by Alexa McDonnell July 18, 2007

clothes burning

When a boy and girl are too young to have sex, but in engage in the movement of sex with their clothes on.

Yall not going to believe this, but I clothes burned Erica last night

by Samuel Ashby October 9, 2003

Grandma burn

A burn that comes straight from a grandmother. It originated from an episode of That 70's Show. The direct line is "That, my friend, was the greatly feared, but solemnly heard, Grandma burn."

-Look at this, Grandma!
-Oh, that's just, um, wonderful....?
-Dude, grandma burn!

by stikshift March 7, 2007

salad burn

When your rectum is recieves a friction burn from facial hair.

Drew was too rough and gave me a salad burn.

by Rellish September 11, 2006

Fecal Burns

A situation in which your fecal burns you.

When you have ate too much hot food like jalapenos or hot sauce etc. and while your making doo-doo your fecal matter is actually causing your butthole to burn because of the high levels of hot broken down food rubbing you anus. FECAL BURNS....

by M Weezy December 24, 2008