braded

When someone cleans off your arsehole with their piss.

"I just took a messy shit"
"Do you need to be braded?"

by Pukey48 February 11, 2025

Bride Hoe

A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.

This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.

by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025

Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)

"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."

by Bttfb April 19, 2025

Braden

That one Russian guy you probably fed on a livestream. Dating this guy is no good. he does not appreciate you for who you are and won't change his character for you . It all starts off fun until he makes you work for It.

Braden Would play the most vulnerable girls but not absorb with them.

by Happy Christian April 24, 2025

Braden

someone who loves little kids

you are such a braden

by David Alahkbar May 11, 2025

Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen

A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.

by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025

braden

a man that doesn’t actually like or love his gf he just couldn’t get over his ex and instead looked for a distraction and trauma bonded!

oh wow. braden needs a new job!

by standinonbusiness July 23, 2025