Brollyjacker

Like a carjacker, a brollyjacker is a person who “borrows” your umbrellas and never returns them.

“Janelle invited me to her place for dinner last night and I found several umbrellas with your name written on the handles. It was so strange.”
“Oh yeah, she’s a serial brollyjacker.”

by atavist May 9, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Bolloxed

To become so drunk that you struggle to remember your own name.

Don’t go near yer man, he’s so bleedin’ bolloxed, he’ll t’ink yer a lamppost.

by TheIrishKazakh October 6, 2018

Brillohead

A brillohead is north american slang for an individual with hair that is similar to brillo. Said individuals have tight curls and typically short hair which can not be managed by any form except to be called that of brillo. Example is woven steel wool.

That brillohead over there is staring at me.

That brillohead just stole my bike.

by Redneckindahammer October 28, 2018

Brollyhang

Like a grollyhang, but also shields you from the rain.

Grollyhang, you're awfully tall and weather-resistant. Would you be my brollyhang?

by AndreaM_300798 January 10, 2019

Bollocks

When angry people vote emotionally on a simple binary question that needs a rational understanding of what is a complex issue and then only pass muster by a whisker and expect everyone else to be bound forever by that vote, I say bollocks. I said bollocks to Mugabe who always won on simple binary votes; I say bollocks to Hitler and all the other tyrants in recent history who won popular/populist votes.

I say "Bollocks to Brexit"

"Bollocks to Brexit"

by Bwanamkubwa May 10, 2019

Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.

John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019